Great Success!

Retentive Gibberish has taken a great step forward this last day in the blogging world.  Today we became more respectable than the famed Boston Barstool Sports on the grounds that we have never had to use child pornography for a joke, and know that it would be wrong to do so.  My brother, who was once featured on BBS for a video in which he failed a backflip, when asked how he feels about being featured on the same website as Tom Brady's naked 3 year old son responded "I'm fucking disgusted."  Indeed we should all be fucking disgusted at the blogging world before us, so please continue to read Retentive Gibberish, we don't feature any porn (adult or child) because we are trying to be your diversion from it.

Notice how the children on our site are clothed.